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Things I hate that customers say/think at Bachelor parties: (I know we’ve all heard these before. Nothing New Here).
-Wow, you girls did good tonight! what did you make? like a thousand dollars?!? (They threw $80 in $1’s)
-Yeah slap her ass, she likes that. (What?!)
-Oh yeah bitch, rub your pussy in his face! (NO).
-What are you girl? white? (Yes, why the fuck does it matter?)
-I’ll give you another $20 if you show me your pussy (I really? $20 whole dollars?! shit that’s amazing! NOT. GTFO)
-Nah I got a hot girl friend, I don’t want a dance…. but hey lets hang out sometime. (his girlfriend is his hand)
-So can I have some private time with you? (I don’t do extras. No sexual favors) No! I don’t want that!….. but seriously do you do any extra stuff? (*sigh*)
-You’re better than this. You shouldn’t be doing this. (Don’t judge me. I know I’m better, that’s why I do this).
I’ve been having some bad experiences lately. Since the season has slowed down so much I’m having to settle for taking shows that are less promising. Basically taking shows that are in middle class or bad areas from middle class to lower class customers as opposed to doing shows for successful, mature men who treat us and tip us right. So now I’m having to dance for white trash or homies, or just regular people that don’t know how to treat us. The best customers are men between the ages of 30-45 because they are mature and treat us like professional entertainers, not like were horny girls with no self respect. ugh.